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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

***TUNE IN ALERT***

ANTM at 8PM on UPN

TONIGHT is the season premiere of Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model...awesome...Word is the cast includes a racist cheerleader (hates on gays and muslims), 2 hicks, a Katrina survivor, a cage dancer, and many more loveable idiots, I'm sure. Word on the street is these bitches have to be bald in their first photo shoot, and you just KNOW one of them will physically CRY about it.

I'm thoroughly looking forward to this season but have a few things to complain about pre-season:

#1 Why can't we just call each season just that, Season 6. Cycle 6 reminds me a bit to much of the good old menstral cycle. And that ain't right, its downright sickening.

#2 Two words for you: Janice Dickinson. Where is she? Why is she gone? Don't get me wrong, Twiggy is a pure delight, but JANICE is simple irreplaceable, and a dream to watch. BRING HER BACK!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me be the first to say that they really picked some strange looking biddies this season. I mean really...they say they don't want girls who are "commercial" but let's be honest...what "commercial" really means is pretty to the rest of the world. The cheek bones on some of those chicks need to be tamed...like in a big way.

4:03 PM, March 09, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of those girls looked just plain NASTY as baldies. If the FCC can charge NBC for showing the world Janet's teet, surely they can charge FOX for making us look at those scary bald alien ladies.

4:03 PM, March 09, 2006

 

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