Shows: American Idol, ANTM, The Surreal Life, The Real World, Lost, Grey’s Anatomy, Dancing with the Stars, The OC, Cheerleader Nation, etc. Specials: Who’s Bowling Right Now?; Random Questions; Stink Pinks; Baby Jessica Updates

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Could a shotgun wedding a la Maggie and Peter be in the works for Fergie and Josh Duhamel? I hope so. Luckily for Fergie, unlike the immaculately conceived TomKat - who can just touch a box of pregnancy tests to make them turn blue - I bet Fergie could find out by simply taking a pregnancy test and rubbing it on her pee-soaked crotch.

Also, Fergie is in fucking "Poseidon," the remake of the classic "The Poseidon Adventure"...can you believe that shit? It's okay though, in an interesting twist her character winds up drowning in her own urine.

Btw, how the hell did this little rat from Kids Incorporated #1 learn to sing #2 join a hip hop group like The Black Eyed Peas, #3 ever think its ok to be a white girl from Kids Incorporated and braid your hair and #4 land hottie Josh Duhamel?


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