BREAKING NEWS: BARBARA V. STAR, ROUND 1

STAR FIRED, BABS FIRED UP

The New View

Apparently Barbara Walters opened the view solo this morning and announced that Star Jones is gone for good, after that giant pig fuck (yes, in my mind, she will always be a tub of lard), told People she was fired and then tried to make nice and cover it up by announcing her departure yesterday.

Well old Babs was fucking pissed off and they kicked Star out yesterday ... so now there are only 3 little ladies left on the old View. Joy must be so pumped.

Best quote, "We MADE Star a STAR" - Babs W.

Here is the real question: what is the net weight of "The View" now? They lost Meredithe (a buck ten), gained rosie (3+ tons) and now lost Star... Anyone? I somehow believe that the law of equilibrium applies to "The View" - the net weight must always remain the same regardless of what idiot is fired or hired.