SCREECH LIKES ANAL
It's official, TMZ broke the news yesterday: our favorite loser geek with a jewfro, Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) likes to do girls up the butt ... and wipe his dick on their faces. Yes, Screech LOVES doing the "Dirty Sanchez" - Queen of the sick sexual manuever royal family.
Usually I would salute such a fiasco. However, I feel betrayed by this. My heart really went out to Screechie and his sad sack wife who had the ectopic preganancy which then cost them an arm and a leg (not to mention a dead baby) and then forced Screech to be reduced to selling ugly T-shirts to save his house in Wisconsin. Now I see that Old Screechamadoo was really fucking biddies in the butt and giving them the ol'Dirty Sanchez... ON VIDEO NO LESS.
I guess I should be thankful he didn't "Best Western" them - now that is the WORST.
Not only this but I've just discovered (testified by the below picture) that Screech likes to give the ladies the old "Shocker" as well. So, kids, love him or hate him but one thing is for certain: Screech cannot keep his digits nor his penis out of BUTT.

Your anus is not safe from Screech.


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